More fun from Jokes for Kids Did I mention that a lot of these are submitted by kids. They are so clever. What kind of pet just lays around the house?A car-pet! Where would you find a cat with no legs?Exactly where you left it! Why do hens lay eggs?Because if they dropped them, they …
More fun from Jokes for Kids Enjoy…. Why wasn’t Cinderella any good at soccer?She kept running away from the ball! Why couldn’t they play cards on the ark?Noah was sitting on the deck! What’s green and purple and goes up and down?Barney in an elevator! How many ears does Davy Crockett have?Three: a left ear, …
Some cowboy humor from my friend, Slim Randles. Enjoy….. When Harley Jacobsen came into Doc’s office the other day for his physical – you know, the one his wife, Gladys, insists on from time to time – it was a treat for Doc. Harley is one of Doc’s favorite people. Harley is a farmer. Not …
For the next two weeks while I am busy with the Youth Drama Camp, I decided to share some jokes on Mondays and Fridays, with Wednesday being my guest day. Because I will be focused on kids – lots of kids – I thought it would be fun to share some jokes by and for …
Thanks again to Slim Randles for sharing some of the fun down at the Mule Barn Truck Stop with us today….. “It’s June, by golly!” said Doc. “Isn’t it great? I mean, all the summer to look forward to. Fishing, swimming, camping, heat stroke, dehydration, skateboard accidents and the occasional case of appendicitis.” “That’s what …
Today on Friday’s Odds and Ends we start with a quote from President Obama, “This administration has no interest in leaking classified information.” But does that mean that they didn’t? This comment was in response to allegations that the White House disclosed sensitive information to mold Obama’s image as tough on terror. Memo to Obama: …
Talk about super sensitivity. I know we do have to be respectful of other people in how we act and what we say, but this recent item made me wonder if we have gone too far. Texas State Representative Rafael Anchia demanded that a candidate running for the Texas congress apologize for calling a rival …
When our kids were young we had a dog, Ruffy, who was part German Shepard and part wolf. He was a cute little fuzzy puppy who grew up into a good-sized dog, and he stayed outside. Except for the time something scared him and he crashed through the window on the French door leading into …
I thought this excerpt from my humorous memoir might be fun on this the day after Mother’s Day. Yesterday mothers were treated like “Queen for a Day” and today it is back to business as usual. Enjoy…. Since we can’t have Mother’s Day every day, over the years mothers learned not to expect to much …
My friend Slim Randles is here again with an update on the wooing of Miss Emily Stickles by Dewey Decker with the help of Marvin and his Fly Tying Love Center. Enjoy…. The newly-formed love firm of Dewey Decker and Emily Stickles (she of the incredible cheekbones and watchful county eye) began yet another sensation …
